15 Comments so far

1. Suzanne: YPA on November 21, 2009 11:51 pm

   Ha ha ha ha ha! How about this one: “Evolution is a fact!” ROTFL!
   Or this: “There are many ways to God!”
   Or this: “There IS no God!”
   Stop! You’re killing me!
   Oh wait ……. you asked for jokes ABOUT Christians, not FACTS FROM them. My mistake.

2. luckyme on November 22, 2009 12:02 am

   Pope is a god’s secretary (representative) on earth.

3. LiL Baby on November 22, 2009 12:39 am

   christians can speak truth hahahahaha

4. haroon on November 22, 2009 1:24 am

   bro u should respect everyone religion
   peace

5. just forgiven on November 22, 2009 1:56 am

   I hardly call these jokes. you should be ashamed of yourself for slandering God the way you are……

6. ahmed on November 22, 2009 2:10 am

   no christian will care a rats *** if their religion is put to the test. christianity is a democratic and secular ideology

7. hasanmui on November 22, 2009 2:39 am

   Whether the questioner is a Muslim or Christian, he/she ought have been respectable to mylord Jesus, who is a highly exalted person in Islam as well as Christianity.

8. Cat Stevens on November 22, 2009 2:44 am

   bashing religions is not good my friend

9. rkirby13 on November 22, 2009 3:36 am

   You are mocking God, and that is not wise – let alone very disrespectful.
   You need to rethink things.

10. shermyne on November 22, 2009 4:04 am

    These are a few quotes from the book “Anguished English” compiled by a teacher, Richard Lederer: 1-The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon. 2-Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the “Little Mother’s Club”. All wishing to become “Little Mothers” will please meet with the minister in the study. 3-Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice. There are more.

11. jando106 o on November 22, 2009 4:10 am

    I’m Muslim but it isn’t a good idea to insult any of god messengers’(Jesus never…………….)
    people who are believe in these issues needs help not jokes. you can discuss these issues with them

12. Scott W on November 22, 2009 4:40 am

    i don’t think this is funny.
    Jesus IS the son of God. God isn’t a man, although He created us in His image.
    No Jesus never masturbated. He was without sin.
    There IS only one God.
    The Holy Spirit was sent after Jesus died on the cross and returned to Heaven as a comforter for man and woman.
    Yes, Christians do judge, although God warns against it because of us who do judge, will be more harshly judged by him.
    Christians many times are not tolerant because God isn’t toleran with non-christians. he will spit them out someday.
    Adam and Eve WERE the first people. God made them.

13. FeelingW on November 22, 2009 5:27 am

    Although I’m not a Christian but I do have respect for each and every religion. Please do not make jokes like this. I think it’s offensive to Christians.

14. kingstub on November 22, 2009 6:23 am

    Non-Christians are tolerant towards Christians…

15. Calill C on November 22, 2009 7:19 am

    We’ll just wait and see who gets the last laugh.