Comments on: A Few Lawyer Jokes Xx Funny Or Not Xxx?

By: AJ242

AJ242 — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:23:12 +0000

Hilarious… skid marks in front of the dog… hilarious!

By: firegirl

firegirl — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:35:15 +0000

Great jokes. Very funny. Here’s one to add to your collection: How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head. I’ve got more where that came from.

By: PANDORA

PANDORA — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:12:04 +0000

have just emailed this to my son who is a lawyer!

By: .

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:02:50 +0000

hahaha slayer 06 gave good ones also. Now there is big competition on here.

By: Luck dragon

Luck dragon — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:24:59 +0000

ha ha ha funny

By: DemonSla

DemonSla — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:50:27 +0000

little funny here is mine
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
A command was given to a dog: “SPEAK!”
The dog said in return: “Not without my lawyer present!”
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

By: JAM123

JAM123 — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:38:41 +0000

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Bury all lawyers, lol.!!!

By: dream theatre

dream theatre — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:24:38 +0000

cool

By: Melissa C

Melissa C — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:24:42 +0000

haha…funny

By: Nova

Nova — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:14:20 +0000

what is 1000 lawyers on the ground of the sea?
a good beginning!