A Joke: Kids And Dogs …?
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A little girl asks her mum, “Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Her mum replies “No, because she is on heat.”
“What does that mean?” asked the child.
“Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, “Dad, can I take
Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.”
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said “Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Lulu?
Any guesses?
The little girl said, “She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”
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Loved it!! Here’s one for you:
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her dark brown hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
“Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
ahaha Lulu is a hot dog lolololol that’s what I think, then a dog ran away with the hot dog and ate it. Yum!
Ha ha ha, sounds a bit ’screwy’ to me, lol…~!
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haha, thats how all little kids are.