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1. Satan's Own™ on September 17, 2009 4:45 pm

   This is slightly mocking, but here goes nothing anyway.
   Two Baptists on a Bridge
   I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on a ledge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”
   “Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
   “Well, there’s so much to live for.” “Like what?” “Well, are you religious?” He said yes. I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
   “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
   “Baptist.” “Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
   “Reformed Baptist Church of God.” “Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1789 or Reformed Baptist Church of God, 1915?”
   He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”
   I said, “Die, heretic scum!!” And pushed him off the bridge.

2. bwlobo on September 17, 2009 5:38 pm

   A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
   The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
   The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
   Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

3. tucker on September 17, 2009 5:41 pm

   A preacher, a lawyer and a hunter were out hunting. They all spotted a dear at the same time. They all fired at the same time. The deer was lying on the ground so the hunter went over to it. “who do you think shot it?” asked the lawyer.” The preacher did,” replied the hunter. “well, how do you know that ?” asked the lawyer. The hunter replies “Because it went in one ear and out the other!”

4. batgirl2 on September 17, 2009 5:58 pm

   Yes, I do.
   Why?

5. say_no_2 on September 17, 2009 6:00 pm

   A priest walks into a bar and says I’ll have a Bloody Holy Mary

6. High Priest Enlil on September 17, 2009 6:16 pm

   jesus walks into an Inn on good Friday and says, “hey, can you put me up for the night?”