Are There Any Clean, Short Jokes That Are Actually Funny?
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I am in charge of the backpage of a highschool newspaper and have such a hard time finding a short, clean joke that is actually funny. please help!
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I know what you mean. There’s lots of jokes that are lame. Here are some that might be funny to you:
What did the pirate say when he got a heart attack?
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Q: What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A: A big, red, rock-eater!
Q: What’s long, yellow, and fruity?
A: And apple in disguise!
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Why did God make peas green and small?
A: Because if they were big and red they’d be fire trucks!
Q: What’s green and has wheels?
A: Grass….I lied about the wheels!
A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down; I’ll fit you in… You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Q: What did one Illinois prison inmate say to the other?
A: “The food was better when you were Governor.”
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
haha! i know a funny one
or at least, i think its funny…
Q: how did the pig get on the roof?
A: the swine flu/flew!
want to hear a clean joke? Steve took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke? bubbles is the guy next door.
Vincent G’s answer is priceless=]
why did the farmer fall off the coat hanger?
cause a giant evil moth knocked it off.
nope, i don’t think so…
except “that’s what she said” jokes…
Why did the bicycle lie in the road?…..
…. it was two tyred.
wow vincent lol XD
i hear google.com calling..