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1. ??DoRkiE on September 1, 2009 3:24 am

   I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
   That’s not right…
   Sum Ting Wong
   Are you harboring a fugitive?…
   Hu Yu Hai Ding?
   See me ASAP…
   Kum Hia Nao
   Stupid Man…
   Dum Gai
   Small Horse…
   Tai Ni Po Ni
   Did you go to the beach?…
   Wai Yu So Tan?
   I bumped into a coffee table…
   Ai Bang Mai Ni
   I think you need a face lift…
   Chin Tu Fat
   It’s very dark in here…
   Wai So Dim?
   I thought you were on a diet…
   Wai Yu Mun Ching?
   This is a tow away zone…
   No Pah King
   Our meeting is scheduled for next week…
   Wai Yu Kum Nao?
   Staying out of sight…
   Lei Ying Lo
   He’s cleaning his automobile…
   Wa Shing Ka
   Your body odor is offensive…
   Yu Stin Ki Pu
   Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated “best email of 1997″.
   The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review…
   Room Service (RS): “Morny. Ruin sorbees”
   Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service”
   RS: “Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??”
   G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs”
   RS: “Ow July den?”
   G: “What??”
   RS: “Ow July den?…pry, boy, pooch?”
   G: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
   RS: “Ow July dee bayhcem…crease?”
   G: “Crisp will be fine.”
   RS : “Hokay. An San tos?”
   G: “What?”
   RS:”San tos. July San tos?”
   G: “I don’t think so”
   RS: “No? Judo one toes??”
   G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what
   ‘judo one toes ‘means.”
   RS: “Toes! toes!…why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?”
   G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
   RS: “We bother?”
   G: “No..just put the bother on the side.”
   RS: “Wad?”
   G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
   RS: “Copy?”
   G: “Sorry?”
   RS: “Copy…tea…mill?”
   G: “Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.”
   RS: “One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy….rye??”
   G: “Whatever you say”
   RS: “Tendjewberrymud”
   G: “You’re welcome”

2. iraqillb… on September 1, 2009 4:11 am

   I mean no offence…
   How do you know a asian guy robbed you?
   You’re homework is done, you’re computer is updated and someone can’t get out of your driveway…

3. Cardboard B on September 1, 2009 4:42 am

   A Korean National emigrated to USA. On his first day he saw a Hotdog cart, “Yummy!” He thought. When he saw the Hotdogs he turned away in disgust. “That’s sick! We don’t eat THAT part!”

4. Steve B on September 1, 2009 5:37 am

   Oh for shame on you mister….or miss…whoever in that pic….but you can DRAGON! DRAGON! RIDE THE DRAGON-DRAGONBALL Z!!!!!!!!!!!
   {DRAGONBALL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!}

5. I am the Shade . . . on September 1, 2009 6:17 am

   asians have small weeners thats why when they try to look at it there eyes are wierd