Being Irish I Grew Up Listening To Irish Jokes But They Were Jokes So Its Payback Time?
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take this for what it is…A JOKE…No offence Meant…
> A Somali arrives in Dublin as a new immigrant to Ireland.
> He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> ‘Thank you Mr. irish man for letting me in this country, giving me free
> housing, free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all
> wonderful social monetary benefits!’
> The passerby says, ‘You are mistaken, I am Polish.’
> The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
> ‘Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Ireland!’
> The person says, ‘I not Irish, I from Croatia.’
> The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops,
> shakes his hand and says, ‘Thank you for the wonderful Ireland!’
> That person puts up his hand and says, ‘I am from Iran, I am not Irish!’
> He finally sees a nice lady and asks, ‘Are you an Irish?’
> She says, ‘No, I am from Iraq!’
> Puzzled, he asks her, ‘Where are all the Irish people?’
> The Iraqi lady checks her watch and says…………’Probably at work!’
>
15 Comments so far
Have a star for being honest, and stuff the PC tossers.
i thought it was funny its a joke ppl shouldn’t take offence to it
=D
I’m half Cornish or to put it as it should be Kernow land. Talk to the Cornish if you can find one,in there land.!!!! and they know what your on about to.
At least the Irish haven’t been forgotten.
no offence
ha ha ha funny
I’m OK with this it made me laugh, although I’d heard with an Englishman, starred.
Not Irish but thought it was good.
lol well done
Well I am 100% Irish and I thought it was hilarious.
Ahhhh, ur just having a craick to be sure.
Hiddly diddly dee potatoes!!!
LOL good one.
When I first heard this joke before it was Americans not Irish.
ok, then i hope you feel better for it ?
didn’t understand this. but you’re right. you can’t please everyone!
well i thought it was good mate! really hope thats made you feel heaps better and also hope you dont get a roasting..
lame