Can Men Honestly Go A Whole Day Without Saying A Sex Related Comment/joke?

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It seems like every guy I know always has to have at least one comment about sex everyday. It’s always something! Something on tv, online, or just a woman walking past us who can’t help she has big boobs. It’s really pissing me off. Can’t men go ONE day without making a sex related comment/joke. Gossh. I need a gentlemen!

18 Comments so far

  1. Sandeep on August 31, 2009 11:47 am

    Here is the answer, the universal truth:http://www.scribd.com/doc/351732/dIFFERE…

  2. There4U on August 31, 2009 11:57 am

    Every once in a while, you may run across a gentleman who will not make sexist remarks. Believe it not, there are many out there.
    I think since most guys have sex on their mind about 99.9999% of the time, they cannot help but make comments. For some reason, they think it’s funny.
    I have a friend who does this. Whenever he starts with his sick comments, I just say, “You’re sick”. Then he will most likely stop.
    I agree with you. At the risk of sounding like a prude, I cannot stand it either.
    I told my husband if he emails me a video, it better not be of naked women. Every once in awhile, just to push my buttons, he will. I just delete them without watching.
    But, there is not much you can do but hope you meet someone who is not like that, or just ignore them when they are.

  3. Susan on August 31, 2009 12:39 pm

    Yeah! My brothers and friends I know don’t act like that. But its just too hard to find guys like that nowadays its the gays that are the best guys but that’s the F-ed up part because they are taken by other guys. And this is a point of correction to some guys. Fine you think about it and so does girl but that doesn’t mean that you can’t control yourself and just not blab out things that comes to your brain. Your suppose to analyze it and keep it to yourself when its not appropriate for everyone to hear. And there goes the society saying that its the way males think and we females can’t think that way right especially out loud because then we’re just whores.

  4. ?lauren on August 31, 2009 1:30 pm

    no. it sucks, but get over it. if it’s really that big a deal to you, go lesbian. half the time they can’t even help it. girls do it to a certain extent, (eg. “Look at that guy! He has gorgeous eyes!”) and guys notice. It’s all part of guys being guys. Nothing you can do to stop it. Try either going lesbian or getting a sense of humor.

  5. :'I on August 31, 2009 1:33 pm

    Your expectations are high in a country based on liberal opinions and low morals, dont forget the time were in thats almost damn near impossible for an average young guy but we do change. Its funny though because i thought i was the weird one for not doing it but oh well thats just me. =) have a good night

  6. majestic on August 31, 2009 2:07 pm

    You shouldn’t stereotype it only to males. There’s lots of females who do the exact same thing. There are people however, who tend to keep to themselves about such topics. Although males do think about sex often it’s just in their brain. Not their fault haha

  7. ??mm2/m on August 31, 2009 2:11 pm

    I think I could… in fact I may have… but why should a guy censor himself just for your liking? If you’d like, find one who doesn’t of his own accord. Just let the sexual comments roll off your back and move on. You’ll hear them for the rest of your life. No use raggin on it on Y!A

  8. Zrider on August 31, 2009 2:33 pm

    No, we can’t. Even a gentleman is thinking about sex or a sexual related joke. Someone says ‘balls’ and guys just smile. Boom, there’s a sexual joke/comment.

  9. phototri on August 31, 2009 3:20 pm

    Yes, but verrryyyyy rarely!! My husband is getting better at it. But he normally doesnt comment sexually or joke when im on my period. Maybe he does it around his friends?

  10. Brekken on August 31, 2009 4:06 pm

    haha well although rare my husband can… in fact it seems like sex is always the last thing on his mind at least when it comes to humor. He is however the exception to the rule I guess.

  11. TK on August 31, 2009 4:37 pm

    i can go days without saying a sex related joke only cuz im too nice
    plz answer minehttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

  12. XxxRagux on August 31, 2009 4:54 pm

    u cant find any gentlemen without sex humors.. only thin u have do is jst say to the person frankly that its makin u bore always talkin about sex.. he’ll understand… iam betting he wont talk about sex with u in his life time..

  13. Masked Manic on August 31, 2009 5:49 pm

    Yes. I do it all the time. It is called being mature.
    However if there is a funny one said… I am guilty for laughing.

  14. The Answer! on August 31, 2009 6:06 pm

    Yes its possibls, slim chance to none though! But can men ever go one day without thinking something sexual that’s something else. Maybe you should go for more mature men.

  15. romanian princess. on August 31, 2009 6:45 pm

    I know what your talking about a lot of horny guys are that. I’m so glad my boyfriend isn’t like that im usually the one who brings up sex not him lol

  16. Jonathan on August 31, 2009 7:04 pm

    I think your not getting any and that’s why it annoys you?
    good luck

  17. Jazzy on August 31, 2009 7:13 pm

    no

  18. LivingLe on August 31, 2009 7:37 pm

    yes.i dont say sex comments or jokes….just sometimes=P



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