Can Someone Give Me Some Blonde Jokes?
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I like to tell blonde jokes, sometimes long ones but lots of short ones. But, I am running out of them. I like perverted and non-perverted ones, it doesn’t matter. So if possible short ones, like question answer thing, for example:
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Reference site, or straight jokes would be much appreciated.
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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world’ and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ‘I think…’ and it sucked her in.http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, “little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?” and the little girl said, “an apple came
down and killed my new kitty”. Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, “little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?” and the little boy said, “a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy.” Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, “why are you
laughing so hard?” and the blonde said, “I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!”
1. There were three blondes running down the street, being chased by cops. The smart one jumped into a cat bag, the other smart one jumps into a dog bag, and the dumb one jumps into a potato bag. The cop kicks the dog bag and the smart blonde says, ” WOOF! WOOF! “. So the cop goes up to the cat bag and the smart blonde says, ” MEOW! MEOW! “. Then the cop goes up to the potato bag and the dumb blonde says, ” POTATOES! POTATOES! ”
2. There was three girls, a dumb blonde, a smart brunette, and a smart red-head. They were stuck on an island and a geinie said that they could have one wish each. The brunette and the red-head wished to go home and poofed away. Then the blonde said, ” I’m bored. I wish my friends were back.”
3. A dumb blonde, a smart brunette, and a smart red-head all were on an island. They each would get a $ 1,000,000 dollars if they could swim to civilization. The nearest city was a mile away. The brunette and the red-head do the mile and get the money. The blonde swims half the mile, gets tired, and swims back.
Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde?
A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
A dumb blonde walked into a bar. She yelled ouch!
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