Can You Translate These German Jokes Into English?
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Lehrer zum Schüler: ”Für diese Frechheit schreibst Du hundert Mal, ‘Ich bin ein fauler Kerl’ und lässt es anschließend von Deinem Vater unterschreiben!”
Der Richter zum Angeklagten: “Sie sind beschuldigt, Ihren Nachbarn unter Schimpfworten in den Wald getrieben und dort ganz fürchterlich verprügelt zu haben. Sind Sie da nicht ein bisschen zu weit gegangen, Angeklagter?”
Antwort: “Ja, das stimmt, Herr Richter! Ich hätte es schon vorher auf der Wiese tun sollen!”
“Chef, darf ich heute zwei Stunden früher Schluss machen? Meine Frau will mit mir einkaufen gehen.”
“Kommt gar nicht in Frage.”
“Vielen Dank Chef, ich wusste, sie würden mich nicht im Stich lassen.”
{if you can’t translate all of them only one or two would do}
P.S:Thanx a million!
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here we go:
Teacher to student: For this impertinence you will write “I am a lazy guy” a hundred times, you have to let it sign by your father.
Judge to defendant: “you are inculpated to propel your neighbor in the woods while swearing and beaten him horrible there. Dont you thing you’ ve gone to far? ”
Answer: “Your honor is right, I should have gotten him already on the meadow.”
“Boss, is it possible to leave two hours earlier today, my wife want’s to go shopping with me.”
“No way!”
“Thank you boss, I knew you would not let me down.”
The translation is notcorrect all over, english is second language to me.
Teacher to pupil: For this impudence you write 100 times “i am a lazy guy” and after that, let it sign by your Dad.
The jugde to the defendant: You are accused to shooed your neighbor to the woods and beat him up there tremendously. Didn’t you go a bit too far, defendant?
Answer: Yes, true judge! I should have done it already before at the meadown.
Boss, today may i leave work two hours ealier? My wife wants to go shopping with me.
Not posasible.
Thank you boss, i knew, you would not let me down.