By: Rain

Rain — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:18:19 +0000

Teacher to pupil: For this impudence you write 100 times “i am a lazy guy” and after that, let it sign by your Dad.
The jugde to the defendant: You are accused to shooed your neighbor to the woods and beat him up there tremendously. Didn’t you go a bit too far, defendant?
Answer: Yes, true judge! I should have done it already before at the meadown.
Boss, today may i leave work two hours ealier? My wife wants to go shopping with me.
Not posasible.
Thank you boss, i knew, you would not let me down.

By: Waschzub

Waschzub — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:14:07 +0000

here we go:
Teacher to student: For this impertinence you will write “I am a lazy guy” a hundred times, you have to let it sign by your father.
Judge to defendant: “you are inculpated to propel your neighbor in the woods while swearing and beaten him horrible there. Dont you thing you’ ve gone to far? ”
Answer: “Your honor is right, I should have gotten him already on the meadow.”
“Boss, is it possible to leave two hours earlier today, my wife want’s to go shopping with me.”
“No way!”
“Thank you boss, I knew you would not let me down.”
The translation is notcorrect all over, english is second language to me.

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