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What Are Some Funny Asian Stereotypes/jokes?

Duece — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:08:45 +0000

My friend told me a whole bunch that were hilarious and I want more.
Links to websites are cool too.

Good Comebacks To Racist Asian Jokes?

Duece — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:08:31 +0000

ppl are soo stupid. they think that all asians are nerds and have no life and have squinty eyes. im not saying squint eyes are bad its just that the ppl i live around are so b*tchy about it! they are so stupid and when they grow up theyre all gonna be strippers or mattress sllers! and my eyes arent squinty at all and i have no accent or anything. (14 yr old)
they say things to me like
- hey open your eyes ( what the hell?)
-make me some eggrolls (yea.. NO)
- all asians are flat (im not flat at all)
- do you eat dogs? (noo but i do loveee sushi)
- why do asians have squinty eyes? (i hate white ppl) well not really just when they say that :]
I NEED COMEBACKS to any asian racial jokes.. thanks

Want Some Asian Jokes?just For Fun..?

Duece — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:09:43 +0000

You Know You’re Asian if…
You live in Asia.
You look at your friend and see that he has the same haircut as you.
You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
People think you’re Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids.
Your non-Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, so they can curse to other Asians.
Your relatives’ houses smell either like mothballs or fish sauce.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
Your parents owns a store or restaurant.
You’ve visited this site.
Your mom has a short hair with a curly perm.
Your dad is some kind of engineer.
You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
You shop 99 Ranch Market.
You’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
You’ve eaten parts of animals they don’t even put in hot dogs.
You dress like all your Asian friends.
You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you don’t.
You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
You have tile in at least 2 rooms in your house.
Your family owns only Asian cars (Toyota or Honda).
You have woven mats in your house.
Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
Nothing matches in your house.
You have a box of noodles in your house.
You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
You own some kind of video game machine.
You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
You were taller than your parents once you reached puberty.
You tell your parents your about a crisis and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
You have a pair of sandals.
Your parents or grandparents own a garden.
Your mom wears really red lipstick.
You only have Asian doctors/dentist.
You either know how to speak your language or don’t.
You make fun of your parents when they speak English.
Your parents like to gamble.
check more from this site:http://www.faltufun.com/asian-racist-jok…

Racy Asian Jokes? Tired Of It…?

Duece — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:07:24 +0000

So my school is..well different. Its really about violence all the time and giving random people an ugly attitude. I get mad very easily b/c I know that racy jokes are NEVER a joke. Its racist and serious.
I get really angry if racist jokes are thrown at me more than at least 3 times.
1.) An African American came up to me as I was walking to the bathroom, minding my own business. She started talking like, what she thought was “White Girl Talk” She said to her friend, oh look at that small eyed chinese girl. I was really offended b/c I’m not chinese, I’m vietnamese and I don’t have small small eyes.
2.) So I left my books in class to go claim something from the lost and found. When I came back, this pakistani dude gets angry b/c my books are in his way and he starts calling me you stupid japanese person! This really got me offended and I told him to go f*ck himself since he is so desperate for it. It was really harsh but at least it stopped him from making those jokes again.
3.) So I was passing by in the hallway, and this rather large and tall dude started saying, “Hey Ling-ling. This is my friend Ling-ling everybody! He said it to everyone and I was embarassed. Ling-ling? You think that just because I’m asian, that my name is Ling-ling? That hurt me, so I kicked him in the nuts and said, “Thanks for introducing me and lay off the asian jokes f*g”
Again, really harsh and that dude must have been scarred for life now that I’ve done that. But I didn’t get in trouble because I wasn’t that violent.
Dont you think that these racy jokes get you pissed off, that it hurts you alot? I mean I was crying in the bathroom, for what he said.
How do I handle this? Definitely not violence!

So Sick Of The Asian Jokes!?

Duece — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:06:40 +0000

Is there any one else who feels this way? My girlfriend’s brother always make these Asian joke about penis size, not being able drive a car in America.. it is such BS, I hate tell you not ever single asian have small stuff.. yes, there are many but it is just rude. His friends do this too.. even got my girlfriend in on it, she always saying Im the only asian she doesn’t dislike..which is very unlike her. Just seem like her brother’s friends are racey. They make fun of Jews and Muslims too..
Im just getting so sick of all these racist jokes!

Any Good Asian Jokes?

Duece — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:12:48 +0000

does anyone know any good asian jokes?
I don’t care if its racist or anything, eventhough im 100% vietnamese

Racist Asian Jokes…?

Duece — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:17:04 +0000

Hey does anyone know any good Racist Asian Jokes? I need a good laught at my self..

Deflect Asian Jokes With Super Ninja Skills Lol…. Please Help!?

Duece — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:06:13 +0000

Yea, I wanna be a DJ, but people always make fun of me cuz i’m asian and stuff. I have friends, and i’m not that insecure… but I’m kinda sick of it… so please help me. How do I deflect or comeback at asian jokes? Specific answers or disses preferred please… Thanks!

Racist Asian Jokes Comebacks?

Duece — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:07:20 +0000

My friend always makes racist Asian jokes about me. He always said open your eyes, when my eyes aren’t even that squinty (I’m half Asian). I don’t hang out with him much since he’s so racist. But if I ever come across him again and he makes a racist joke about me, what should I say to him (he’s white)?

Do You Get Offended By Asian Jokes?

Duece — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:06:34 +0000

im asian myself and i find it hilarious when someone comes up to me and says “ching chong ying pow wow” lol. I don’t find asian jokes offensive at all since the things they say sound absolutely idiotic, but when i ask my other asian friends, they get really mad about it. Do you get offended by asian jokes?