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What Is Sachin Tendulkar’s Main Business And Side Business?seriously Asking.no Jokes.?

Duece — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:56:19 +0000

he has a chain of restaurants
of course he plays cricket also!!

Why Do People Put So Much Faith In The Better Business Bureau?

Duece — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:58:11 +0000

The BBB is a privately owned nongovernmental agency. They have NO control over businesses yet people seem to think the BBB can order a business to do something. The BBB is a joke and truly offers no resolution or assistance. Why do people seem to think the BBB has some kind of governmental power and/or control over a business’s operation?

How Could I Get Into The Acting Business?

Duece — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:57:39 +0000

My entire life, even before I was in elementary school, I’ve always been a complete movie buff. Recently some of my friends had a sleepover and we were playing around acting out scenes from some of the movies we had rented, Armageddon, Dazed and Confused, and Jacobs Ladder. Anyway, all of my friends said that I was surprisingly pretty good and joked that I should get into the acting business. So how would I go about doing that?

Do You Think Fox Business Channel Is A Joke?

Duece — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:53:30 +0000

I was reading an article by them claiming that Delta Petro was up due to heavy volume and then further into the article it tries to make the case that it’s up due to an exploratory site there working on. So my question is, Do you think they are a credible institution for business news? Personally I always feel like theres something there not telling me. You know, kinda like there newscast.

How Do You Say “mind Your Own Business” & “that’s A Joke” In Korea?

Duece — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:54:30 +0000

Its one of the famous line in a Korean drama, Delightful Girl Choon Hyang. 2 of Choon Hyang favorite words.

What Type Of Business Does Well With Attractive Women As Sales People?

Duece — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:53:03 +0000

I am currently an MBA student looking to start my own business. Over the past few months I’ve recognized that 4-5 attractive female friends of mine have been laid off, looking for a career change, etc. They are educated, attractive, have great personalities, and have sales experience. I’m thinking something in B2B sales would be best. Please no stripper, model, etc. jokes.

White People: How Do You Really Feel About Jokes About You?

Duece — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:53:35 +0000

I am mixed and have white friends, and a white fiancee, so no accusations of me being racist. Thank you.
Lately I have been going to a comedy club, and alot of the comedian, most of whom are black are telling jokes like that.
Examples:
(black comic): Welcome to Germantown. Where you can see caucasions in their natural habitat.
(black comic): Where are all the rowdy white people. When things get outta hand, y’all gonna get me arrested.
(George Carlin): White people have no business playing the blues. Your job is to give people the blues.
I’ll admit I like those jokes, but as long as no one group is picked on.
One comic said, I offended everyone here, but remember, I offended EVERYONE.

Answers Ovulation Strips. Do They Work!?!?! Serious Business No Time For Jokes?

Duece — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:53:23 +0000

My last cycle started on christmas eve. I just bought da test strips on the 8th of this month and i used one da same day three times (twice at da same time and then another 4 hrs later w/o drinking anything). Then i used another one da next day (same result). Da test line was darker than da control line so me and my fiancee started handling our business dat nite i first took da test. Is da test accurate and should i have waited till my next cycle 2 start takin da test?!?!

Are There Any Airports In The Us With Clothing Stores For Female Business Travellers?

Duece — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:01:30 +0000

This isn’t a joke. I am a female business traveller with the unfortunate problem of motion sickness. I have found myself in an airport looking for clothes to buy and change into. One airport had a store with business attire for MEN, but not for women. Is there any hope of changing this?

Aprils Fools Jokes/ads For A Liquor Business?

Duece — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:11:24 +0000

***Liquor gets you laid every time!!***
Key word laid- laid in bed or laid out!!!
Have fun with this one very interesting…