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Is There Any Popular Humorous Hero In English Jokes?

Duece — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:07:55 +0000

Like little Johny, but someone older?

Do You Think Such Jokes Are Just Humorous Or Racist?

Duece — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:07:39 +0000

An irishman was walking home one night from the pub drunk as a skunk, and had the urge to let go of a mighty bog and did it by the side of the road. while scotting a 10 p coin fell off his pocket hole and fell on the lump of bog. He saw it but did not worry and walked home.
The next morning an englishman was walking down the road and saw the shiny coin on the smelly lump of sh it and tried to take it with a stick but saw another man coming his way and threw the stick and walked away.
That man was a Scotsman and when he spotted the coin he tried to scoop it with his finger and then saw another soul walking his way and he let go of the coin and walked away.
that man was a Greek and he saw the coin and scooped the coin with his tongue and put it in his pocket
what do you say?

Poll Question: Do You Think Some Cancer Jokes Are Humorous?

Duece — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:09:15 +0000

Please state if yes or no
Also state if you currently have or had cancer?

Where Do You Draw The Line Between Humorous And Insulting Jokes?

Duece — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:10:49 +0000

Anything personal or rude or hurtful is wrong. Thats crossing the line. Anything else is just individual opinion because humour is many things to many people, but most would agree on where the line should be..

Anyone Know Any Good Jokes Or Humorous Stories From The Bible?

Duece — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:13:12 +0000

I mean besides the ridiculous stuff like talking donkeys. (Though I do find that one pretty damn funny.)

Why Does Yahoo Not Open A Humour Section On Inett No Not Jokes Funny Humorous Answers?

Duece — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:08:35 +0000

Yahoo’s probably already noticed people are already doing humourous things to begin with, so an extra category wouldn’t be needed to them. Then again, it’s a shame they didn’t considering a lot of the stuff considered ‘funny’ by most aren’t really all that funny.

What Is The Most Humorous Practical Joke You Have Experienced ?

Duece — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:09:26 +0000

Life: the most humorous practical joke…:)

Any Jokes To Tell Me Thats “actually Humorous” ?

Duece — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:15:47 +0000

i need jokes that are clean and must be humorous please(:
i need to ask people and see their facious reaction, im doing a science project to tell if people’s having a real smile or not. Please
i need at least 5 or 10.
THANK YOU
tell me asap !
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Is It Ok To Make Jokes Using The Words ****** And Kike In A Humorous Non-hurtful Manner?

Duece — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:08:24 +0000

is this ok in some circumstances in some groups or is it always wrong

Would You Like Some Humorous Jokes About First Time Parents?

Duece — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:10:37 +0000

My wife is pregnant
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her *husband*!”
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The pre-birth class
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:
“Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.’ But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.’”
One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook???”
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Pass out in shock
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.
Someone dialed 911.
When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
“It was enough to make anybody faint,” he said. “My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.”
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Have a first child
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.