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Women And Farting Women Jokes?

Duece — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:12:41 +0000

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?
A: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Women Jokes, In Response To Cass Muffin’s Postings :)?

Duece — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:11:56 +0000

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
So the dishwasher matches the refridgerator
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink
How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel
What do you do when you wife walks from the kitchen to the family room?
Shorten the chain
I have others what would for certain get me reported.
All in good fun Ms. Cass Muffin’s

How Do I React To Jokes That Degrade Women (i’m A Girl)?

Duece — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:13:07 +0000

Tell the dude telling it that its funny, but the best part of him you can buy at a store.

How Do I React To Jokes That Degrade Women (i’m A Girl)?

Duece — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:13:58 +0000

Tell the dude telling it that its funny, but the best part of him you can buy at a store.

How Do I React To Jokes That Degrade Women (i’m A Girl)?

Duece — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:14:18 +0000

Tell the dude telling it that its funny, but the best part of him you can buy at a store.

Women Jokes Xxx Funny Or Not Xxx?

Duece — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:14:19 +0000

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 – 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it…
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman’s done bitching about the men they’re all asleep.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand to see a man have a good time.
What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won’t do what she’s told.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That’s not the point,what’s she doing out of the kitchen?

Why Do Women Joke On Other Women Who Wear Wigs, But Yet They Wear Extensions And Braids In Their Hair?

Duece — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:12:32 +0000

That always puzzled me; you can joke on a woman who puts on a wig, but yet women get braids, weaves and extensions added to their hair all of the time and not joked on and ridiculed by the public. It’s still fake hair. Personally, at least with a wig you still have hair on your head when you take it off and it’s not coming out. Weave takes your hair out and all of that glue in your head is pulling your natural hair out; so us black women need to stop putting each other down; either way it goes, you still have fake hair on your head whether it’s sown in, glued in, braided in or just simply put on. At least with a wig you don’t have to worry about your real hair coming out. Your hair is still healthy and growing. Any comments?

Is This An Other One Of Gods Cruel Jokes On Us Women?

Duece — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:11:35 +0000

our horniest time of the month is also our bloodiest time of the month
haha
whats up with that
=)

Boyfriend Gets Dirty Jokes On His Phone From Other Women…?

Duece — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 00:12:51 +0000

My guy gets stupid dirty jokes on his phone from his female friend(s). I’ve never met any of these women and supposidly one of them is his friends’ ex wife.
Should I wonder why in the heck their communcation is all about dirty jokes – maybe these women send jokes to all their friends…But it seems a little inappropraite to me for him to be getting them for some reason… I haven’t addressed this issue with my bf because i don’t want to seem controlling and it’s not a jealousy thing (i got plenty of dirty jokes but I would never send them to my friends out of respect and I think it’s tacky).
Is it a big deal? when he tells them to me, I say “boy, I’m an angel compared to your other girlfriends.” and i try to shrug it off..

How About Some Funny, “i Like My Women Like I Like My…” Jokes.?

Duece — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:12:12 +0000

use humor, not disturbing, and be original