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Do You Know Any Jokes Or Riddles Where The Answer Is ‘time’ Or Something Related To Time?

Duece — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:10:45 +0000

I have to do a presentation on time management for high school students. I’m the same age as the senior students who I’m presenting to. I need to keep it interesting and involve as many people as possible. Does anyone have any ideas about games or activities I could involve everyone in that are relevant to time management? Are there any points that I definitely have to cover?

Need A Quote/joke From “the Office” About Seniors, Graduation, High School For Senior Shirts?

Duece — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:18:13 +0000

So we designed senior shirts based on the office and we used a “thats what she said” joke and the admin said it wasn’t allowed, but we still want to stay with the office theme, so what is a relevant yet funny joke that we can put on our t-shirts that has to do with seniors, graduation, high school, college, moving on… anyhting like that, but nothing innapropriate.

Joke About A Senior Citizen – Is It Any Good?

Duece — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:12:34 +0000

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”
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Do you like it?

Are There Any Others Besides Me Who Regret Not Going To Senior Prom?

Duece — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:10:37 +0000

my younger cousin who will graduate HS soon is going to senior prom (congrats to him) and while i am happy for him, i cant help but also feel some regret for not having gone to prom myself. i was wearing a cast at the time…no joke. but honestly people, do you think of people like me as, to put it lightly, losers?

How Can My Senior Class Be Louder At The Rally?

Duece — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 00:12:40 +0000

we need to be louder, theres 350 seniors and like 500 freshman, NO JOKE, what are some ideas to be louder than them or make us look better

Senior Night. We Have A Senior We All Call Hitler. How Do We Plant Nazi References W/o Looking Like Nazis?

Duece — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:11:16 +0000

We have a senior, a captain who is kind of a joke. We all call him “Captain Hitler” and stuff and call him a nazi. We’re decorating the pool area with posters and stuff, and we want to plant nazi references for Captain Hitler, but we don’t want the spectators and the other team to think WE’RE actually nazi-lovers or anything like that. How do we do that?

Which Demographic Do You Think Provides Comedians The Most Fodder For Jokes?

Duece — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:12:48 +0000

And which one provides the best jokes.
Senior Citizens
Teenagers
or
Other (please state your answer)

Would It Be A Good Idea To Put Senior Prank Organizer Under Activities On A College Application?

Duece — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:14:32 +0000

I was in college prep class talking about the senior prank when I made a joke about putting it on my application, then i started thinking about it and it kind of made sense to because in a way it showed leadership skills, getting an entire class of seniors to organize. Planning skills, to plan and execute out prank. I’m guessing if i did they’d probably ask about it but what do yall think?

I’m Looking For Clean Jokes To Tell Senior Citizens?

Duece — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:11:27 +0000

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

My Question About A Joke In Senior Section From A 1948 Magazine Was Removed?

Duece — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:09:47 +0000

It was not offensive and Im confused why it was removed.