Dirty Joke. Kids Don’t Read. Can I Have Starz?
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A family was having dinner when the little boy asks his dad how many types of boobs there are.
“Well, son” the dad says, “there are three: when a woman is in her 20s her boobs are like melons – round and firm; in her 30s and 40s they are like pears – still beatiful but hanging down a bit; but once she’s in her 50s they’re like onions – just looking at them makes you cry.”
The mother and daughter are a little put out at this, and the daughter asks her mum how many types of willy there are.
“There are three of those as well,” says mum. “When a man is in his 20s his willy is like an oak tree – firm and hard; in his 30s and 40s it is like a birch tree – flexible, yet reliable; in his 50s though it’s like a christmas tree – dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
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ROFL
that’s really funny
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freaking hilarious!
5 stars
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funny
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+2 points..yeah
That’s pretty good!
hahaha!! lol christmas tree imma tell that joke to my dad
Thats funny man!!
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lmao! haha that is so funny. i love it. do you like this one?
Does your Bra have a religion?
A man walked into the lingerie department of a store and went up to the clerk:
“Excuse me, miss i would like to buy a…bra…for my wife.”
“Sure what type of bra would you like to get her?”
“Type?! You mean there is more than one type?”
“Of course!!! But really there are only 4 types to choose from”
“What are they?”
“The Catholic, The Salvation Army, The Presbyterian, and the Baptist”
“Huh?”
“The Catholic type supports the masses” When the clerk says this she picks up the largest bra in the store.” The Salvation Army supports the Fallen” when she says this she picks up a push-up bra ” The Presbyterian keeps that upright and stauch, and the Baptist makes mountains out of molehills!”