Do You Find These Hilarious Jokes Funny?
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1) A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note.
“Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.”
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside.
“Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple.
2) This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroom please.”
A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was crowding you.”
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG #1 was hilllarious!! I about spit my cracker out that I was eating. I can’t stop laughing. Number 2 is good as well HaHa! Thanks for the laugh. New jokes are always great to hear
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Amusing but not hilarious.
First one is hilarious
lol… superb… lol
hahaha
when is it time to go to sleep at michael jacksons house?
when the big hand reaches the little hand.
Haha, nice.
Lmao – the first ones the funniest!
2 made me chuckle.
Haha wow yea, those are pretty funny.
Yes they are funny!
haha i liked those
i love the first one but the second i thought was ok. But great job on the jokes
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The first one is really funny, but I’m partial to the second one. I can picture that happening and it cracks me up.
lol thanks man