Does Any Body Know Any Good Christian Jokes.?
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In a 3rd grade classroom, the teacher comes in with a giant diagram of a whale. He then tells the class “It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being, its throat is too narrow.”
A little girl gets up and says “What about Jonah? A whale swallowed him and he lived inside it for three days and three nights.”
The teacher says “That story is in the bible, its not true.”
The girl gets back up and says “well, when I get to heaven, I’ll ask him myself.”
The teacher replies “Well, since you believe in the bible so much, what if Jonah went to hell?”
The girl says “Then you can ask him.”
2 Comments so far
not really. in fact i’d be about as much use as three nuns in a brothel. Oh hang on, I could just make one up. Why do vicars touch young boys? because they are filthy perverts !
You haven’t been in church in such a long time, you asked what the big T is up at the front!