10 Comments so far

1. skotus10 on November 27, 2009 4:35 pm

   whats red and bad for your teeth?
   a brick

2. Book_Bus on November 27, 2009 4:41 pm

   One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour’s daughter’s rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
   The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as “natural causes”. Within the hour, the neighbour’s car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed “DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
   Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.
   Her father less than calmly blurted, “What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl’s dead rabbit and put it back in it’s cage?”

3. Ricky on November 27, 2009 5:18 pm

   Here’s one of my favourites:
   You: Okay, I’m gonna tell you a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it. Go.
   Victim: Knock-Knock…?
   You: Who’s there?
   Victim: Uh… I don’t know.
   You (Excited): ‘I Don’t Know’ who?
   Victim: I DON’T KNOW!
   You (angrily): That is the worst joke that I’ve ever heard!
   Something like that always makes me laugh until I cry. GO CORNY!

4. Karma Lies on November 27, 2009 6:10 pm

   Q: What’s the difference between an elephant, a lemon and a stick of glue?
   A: What?
   Q2: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can’t squeeze an elephant!
   A2: What about the stick of glue?
   Q3: I knew that was the part you’d get STUCK on!
   I’m sorry, I just love that joke. ?

5. miss genie on November 27, 2009 6:15 pm

   whats the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
   twenty pounds
   whats the difference between a husband and a boy friend?
   twenty mins

6. xXhypnos on November 27, 2009 6:48 pm

   Blame my maths teacher for this one…
   Two grains of sand were walking across a desert. One of them said: “Do you get the feeling we’re being followed?”

7. sadieort on November 27, 2009 7:27 pm

   Q:What did the banana say to the peanut?
   A:Nothing bananas cant talk!!!

8. ATL FALCONS ROCK on November 27, 2009 7:36 pm

   why did the turkey cross the road?
   to prove he wasnt a chicken

9. Live 4 nothing or die 4 somethin on November 27, 2009 7:53 pm

   what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
   Where’s my tractor?

10. Aimee A on November 27, 2009 8:13 pm

    What is the difference between a computer and a horse?
    Horse rhymes with tomato sauce!