14 Comments so far

1. AmyyLouu on October 21, 2009 10:34 am

   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Yule.
   Yule who?
   Yule never know just how much I love you.
   ————————————–…
   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ooze.
   Ooze who?
   Ooze that knocking at my door?
   ————————————–…
   Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Red.
   Red who?
   ————————————–…
   Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Onya.
   Onya who?
   Onya marks, get set, go.
   ————————————–…
   Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Noah.
   Noah who?
   Noah counting for taste.
   ————————————–…
   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Distress.
   Distress who?
   Distress is brand new.
   ————————————–…
   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Fanta.
   Fanta who?
   Fanta Claus.
   ————————————–…
   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ivana.
   Ivana who?
   Ivana be alone.
   ————————————–…
   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   July.
   July who?
   July or do you tell the truth?
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   Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Pear.
   Pear who?
   Pear of shoes.

2. Mew Zakuro on October 21, 2009 10:49 am

   Knock knock
   Who’s there?
   Just
   Just who?
   Just let me in!
   Knock knock
   Who’s there ?
   peas
   Peas who?
   peas let me in it’s cold out here!
   knock knock
   who;s there
   Zombies
   zombies who
   zombies make honey and zombies don’t
   Knock knock
   Who’s there
   tank
   tank who ?
   your welcome
   knock knock
   Who’s there?
   Howl
   howl who?
   howl I get in if you don’t open the door?
   knock knock
   who’s there
   cook
   cook who?
   Hey! who you calling cuckoo?
   Knck knock
   Who’s there?
   Figs
   figs who?
   figs the doorbell it’s broken
   Knock knock
   who’s there
   lena
   lena who
   lena little closer and ill tell you
   I hope this helps : )

3. The Saint on October 21, 2009 11:35 am

   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Boo
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Earl
   Earl who?
   Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door.
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Emma
   Emma who?
   Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in?
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Howl
   Howl who?
   Howl you know unless you open the door?
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Cargo
   Cargo who?
   Cargo beep beep!
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Aardvark
   Aardvark who?
   Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles…
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Cows
   Cows who?
   No they don’t, they moo!
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Albert
   Albert who?
   Albert you don’t know who it is!
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Twit2
   Twit2 who?
   You sound like an owl!
   Knock, knock!
   who’s there?
   Duey
   Duey who?
   Duey have to keep telling me Knock, knock jokes???

4. Cookiesa on October 21, 2009 12:16 pm

   - Knock Knock!
   -Come in!
   __________________________
   - Will you remember me in a minute?
   -Yes
   - Will you remember me in 30 seconds?
   -Sure…..
   - Will you remember me in 5 seconds?
   -Of Course!
   - Knock Knock!
   -Who’s there?
   - I thought you said you would remember me!
   ______________________________________…
   - Knock Knock!
   -Who’s there?
   - Interrupting cow
   -Interrupting cow wh……..
   - MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (the point is to interrupt the person.)

5. Mrs. Marco Andretti on October 21, 2009 12:24 pm

   knock knock?
   who’s there?
   interrupting cow.
   interrupting cow who? (you’re supposed to say “mooo” before they can get it all out.)
   LOL!

6. sakura haruno on October 21, 2009 1:21 pm

   knock knock
   who’s there?
   i am taroriest ackmed.i will kill you. hhhhahhha.
   to know more please go to http://www.knock-knock-joke.com

7. k8_pr8r on October 21, 2009 1:54 pm

   You feel like laughing and you’re asking 4 knock knock jokes?!!! I think the two kind of clash!
   The first one posted on here tho by Julius C its the best knock knock joke ever

8. melrose on October 21, 2009 2:53 pm

   knock knock
   whos there
   orange
   orange who
   orange you glad i didnt say banana
   ….AHAHAHAH… no

9. Pearso12 on October 21, 2009 3:17 pm

   Knock Knock.

10. pezs_are on October 21, 2009 4:14 pm

    I have never heard of such a thing. I think you would have more success finding Bigfoot or a Leprechaun.

11. L Mendy on October 21, 2009 4:35 pm

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Hugh
    Hugh who?
    Hugh are you? This is my house!

12. Your Sex Is On Fire on October 21, 2009 4:35 pm

    There’s no such thing as a decent knock knock joke I don’t think lol

13. Drew on October 21, 2009 5:28 pm

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    sick kid with virus.
    Go get some meds !

14. daddy's princess on October 21, 2009 6:20 pm

    knock knock who’s there boar boar who boring question