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1. choirsin on November 7, 2009 4:13 pm

   1. A blond had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.
   “Wow!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma’am?”
   “Why, yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blond chirped.
   “Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
   “Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blond began. “I was driving along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was….”
   “Uh, madam,” the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air-freshener swinging back and forth.”
   2. There are two blonds standing on opposite sides of a river, one blond yells to the other ‘Hey how do you get to the other side!!’ the other blond replies ‘Idiot!! You are on the other side!!!’
   3. A group of blonds walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ‘em up”, and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.
   The bartender says, “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?”
   One of the blonds explains, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box ‘2-4 years,’ but we finished it in 51 days!”
   4. Three girls are stuck on an island. One red head, one brunette and of course one blond. The red head who was the weakest tried to swim the 20 mile way back but after 5 miles she got tired and drowned. The brunette was the second strongest she swam 10 miles and got tired then drowned. The blond who was the strongest was able to swim 15 miles before she got too tired to go on so she decided to swim back to the island.

2. Fwee on November 7, 2009 4:49 pm

   A blonde walks into a barber shop. She sits down in front of the mirror while still listening to her headphones.
   “Sorry mam, but you need to take those off,” the barber says.
   “And sorry, because I am not going to take them off,” she replies. The barber sighs and gets to work cutting her hair. While he was about to finish up, he noticed that she had fell asleep. He carefully took the headphones out and finished cutting her hair.
   He gently pokes her on the shoulder, but notices she won’t wake up. Turns out she was dead. He lifted the headphones to his ears… “Breathe in…. breath out… breath in…. breath out….”
   Another:
   Three girls were on the run from the police. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and one a blonde. They hide behind a farmer’s house. The Brunette hid in the wheelbarrow, the redhead in the hay, and the blonde in the stack of potatoes. Suddenly, the farmer came around. He goes up to the wheelbarrow and hears “Bark Bark!”
   ‘Oh, that’s just my dog,’ he thinks and moves over to the hay. “Meow! Meow” the redhead goes.
   ‘Oh, that’s just my cat,’ he thinks and moves over to the potatoes.
   The blonde then goes “Potato! Potato!”

3. Brianna on November 7, 2009 5:36 pm

   Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street. The first blonde walks into a bar, and the second one does the same. The brunette walks around and helps them up!
   HAHAAHA! For more go to http://www.coolblondejokes.com!

4. Richelle on November 7, 2009 6:00 pm

   http://jokeslog.blogspot.com/search/labe…

5. Awsome.P on November 7, 2009 6:37 pm

   A Blonde Was So Stupid That When She Missed The Number 44 Bus She Took The Number 22 Twice XD

6. Black cat on November 7, 2009 7:07 pm

   nope

7. 15th_Fly on November 7, 2009 7:51 pm

   yes