*****french Jokes*****?
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A man askes his companion, “What’s the most common French expression”? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, “I give up!”
Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
Q: What’s the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman’s soap.
Q: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it’s never been tried.
Q. Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits
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this is true: have you ever talked to a frenchman? the breath stinks like hell!!!! sorry french guys…