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C’est un mari qui déteste le chat de sa femme.
Un jour, pendant que sa femme n’est pas là, il le prend dans sa voiture, il fait 100 bornes, il le jette dehors et il rentre chez lui. Et là, sur le palier, le chat est là, qui l’attend.
Le lendemain, il le prend dans sa voiture, il fait 100 bornes vers le sud, 100 bornes vers l’ouest, il jette le chat là et il repart chez lui. Et là, sur le palier, le chat est là, qui l’attend.
Fou de rage, le surledemain, il prend le chat dans sa voiture, il fait 100 bornes vers le sud, 200 bornes vers l’ouest, 150 bornes vers le sud, change 15 fois de route, jette le chat, et repart pour chez lui. Là il s’arrête et il téléphone à se femme : dis-moi chérie, est-ce que par hasard le chat serait sur le palier? Oui tout à fait mon chéri, il est là. Passe-moi ce connard, j’suis paumé.
It’s a guy who hates his wife’s cat. One day, while his wife is not there, he takes the cat in his car, he drives for 100 miles, he throws the cat outside and returns to his home. And there, in front of the door, the cat is there, waiting for him. The next day, he takes the cat in his car, drives for 100 miles south, 100 miles west, throws the cat outside there and goes back to his home. And there, in front of the door, the cat is there, waiting for him. Insane with rage, the next day, he takes the cat in his car, drives for 100 miles south, 200 miles west, 150 miles south, changes 15 times the direction, throws the cat outside, and is about to go back to his home when he stops. There he calls his wife: “Tell me sweetheart, is the cat by any chance in the front of the door? Yes my darling, it is here. Give me that assh***, I’m f****** lost.
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in Japanese some humor riddles:
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kame no sukina nomimono wa nan desu ka?
Kola
What is a turtle’s favorite drink?
Cola (in japanese the word for a turtle’s shell is said the same as the word for Cola e.g. Coke a Cola)
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Keisatsu ga kirai na tori wa nan desu ka.
Karasu?(sagi)
What bird to policemen hate?
Empty nest (Crow in japanese is Karasu but by putting the characters “empty” and “nest/hideout” together you can say karasu the name of the bird.)
Sagi the other possible answer (and the one that most Japanese people get when I ask them this question) Sagi is a bird name but also means suspicious.
These were jokes when I was a kid in the 1980s.
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Michael Jackson no sukina iro wa nani? ao!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite color? Blue! (when he sings, he often shouts what sounds like “ao”, blue in Japanese)
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Michael Jackson no sukina tabemono wa nani? fu!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite food? Fu! (when he sings, he often shouts what sounds like “fu”, wheat gluten in Japanese)
Deux fous s’apprêtent à se coucher. L’un d’eux met un verre plein et un verre vide sur sa table de nuit.
- Pourquoi tu fais ça ? demande l’autre fou.
- Parce que quand je me réveille la nuit, des fois j’ai soif et des fois j’ai pas soif.
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