10 Comments so far

1. pepsiebe on December 1, 2009 4:37 pm

   Yea. Theses are true.
   I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
   > >
   > > she called me to get my phone number.
   > >
   > > she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
   > juice box because it said
   > > “concentrate.”
   > >
   > > she put lipstick on her forehead because she
   > wanted to “make
   > > up” her mind.
   > >
   > > she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
   > >
   > > she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
   > >
   > > she tried to drown a fish.
   > >
   > > she thought a quarterback
   > > was a refund.
   > >
   > > she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
   > death.
   > >
   > > she tripped over a cordless phone.
   > >
   > > she took a ruler to the bed to see how long
   > she slept.
   > >
   > > she asked for a price check at the Dollar
   > Store. (this 1 isnt funny b/c at
   > > the doller store things r more than a doller!)
   > >
   > > she studied for a blood test.
   > >
   > > she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
   > >
   > > when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
   > around the home, she moved.
   > >
   > > when she missed the 44 bus,
   > > she took the 22 bus twice instead.
   > >
   > > when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
   > that said
   > > “Airport Left” she turned around and went home

2. bballpla on December 1, 2009 5:14 pm

   There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
   So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
   Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
   “If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?” she asked.
   The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
   “You have 171 sheep,” said the blonde in triumph.
   Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
   She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
   She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, “if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?”
   The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. “You’re a blonde! Now give me back my dog.”

3. Conservative Christian on December 1, 2009 5:48 pm

   haha. XD
   how was going to say “42″ because…http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&clien…

4. BOCEPHUS on December 1, 2009 6:46 pm

   a dumb blonde a smart blonde and santa are playing poker, who wins?
   The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as santa and there is no such thing as a smart blonde.

5. [; on December 1, 2009 6:52 pm

   Haha!!

6. Dig my answers.™ on December 1, 2009 7:42 pm

   1 more blonde joke in the world.

7. brooke on December 1, 2009 8:35 pm

   LOLL! good one!

8. Jack on December 1, 2009 8:46 pm

   thats just 1 more

9. El Punk on December 1, 2009 9:36 pm

   A lot

10. Dark Come Soon on December 1, 2009 10:04 pm

    haha nice one. i totally wasnt expecting that.