How Safe Are These Quick Blonde Jokes, (or Is It Blond)?
Filed in Category Blonde Jokes
Blond in the US
Blonde in the UK. Both are correct.
Q: What does a blond say after sex?
A: Who are you guys?
Q: How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
9 Comments so far
Pretty safe. Seeing as I am blonde, I have heard them ALL before, lol
Why does a blonde take a clear lunch box?
To see if she is going to work or coming home.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
to see what was on the other side.
mmmwwwaaahhhh xx
ive been answering your questions open-mindedly until now….u need to stop degrading blondes (i spell it that way because i like it better w/ an e), if a blonde is that dumb then she deserves to be made fun of, otherwise you shouldn’t stereotype ALL blondes before you know them, that is called prejudice, i thought your other jokes were funny but this is just low
HEY!!!IM BLOND!!!
cute. i am a blonde / blond now , and i think they are just fine … here is your sign …
Now all your doing is stereotyping people not all blonds are dumb
Heck fire the second one could pertain to brunettes as well.. What the hell have you been drinkin? LOL
lmfao at the second one. it depends, you need to know how to analyze ur audience and determine if it will offend them.
tee hee
O’ya can have me wet my damn pants you keep it up. LMFAO