4 Comments so far

1. lavndrdr on September 30, 2009 10:23 pm

   What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
   Nothing, You’ve already told her twice.
   (and yes I’m a feminist)

2. lees_swo on September 30, 2009 11:14 pm

   George Bush is a patriotic American.
   George Bush is a conservative.
   George Bush lives for the wellbeing of America.
   George Bush is one of our finest presidents.
   George Bush will leave office in 2008 and not declare a dictatorship.
   George Bush is really a very smart and likeable guy.
   George Bush knows what he is doing.
   (Laugh madly after uttering each statement aloud. You are bound to be applauded and others will laugh with you, and some may even want to carry you around the office on their shoulders.)

3. kblvsgb on September 30, 2009 11:52 pm

   yes….. a guy bought a hot rod takes out to see what it will do get it up to 100 miles per hour cop blue lights him so he says lets see what it will do so he floors it gets up the road a little ways says im to old for this sh== so pulls over waits on cop cop gets out of his car comes up to side says i have 30 min. left on my sift if u can give me a good reson that i have never heard before i might let u go guy sits there a sec. looks up at the cop 10 years a go my wife ran of with a cop i thought u where bringing her back……. cop laughs says have a good day sir.

4. I see you on October 1, 2009 12:48 am

   Just offer to buy them a drink for some conversation.