Comments on: I Need Some Help Cheering Up. Do U Know Any Good Polish Jokes?

By: ?Laila?

?Laila? — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:39:46 +0000

That is so mean! My parents are polish and they are both doctors! I hate Home Debot…Lowe’s is better!

By: ac28

ac28 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:34:45 +0000

How do you break a Polish person’s finger?
Punch him in the nose…
(He’s picking his nose.)
How do you get a Polish person to fall out of a tree?
Wave at him.

By: Helena

Helena — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:20:36 +0000

DAMNIT, WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT THE POLISH?!

By: ibwt123

ibwt123 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:44:51 +0000

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.” If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”
The clerk says, “Well, no.”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”
The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”

By: Wallflow

Wallflow — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:33:53 +0000

Okay. so there’s an american, a chinese person and a polish person. they all work at this construction company and they’re building a bridge across this huge river.
One day the are all eating lunch, and the American says, “Dammit! I have Cheeseburgers and fries again! I swear, if I get Cheeseburgers and fries again, I’m gonna jump off this friggin bridge!”
the Chinese man opens his lunch and says, “Oh man, Noodles again?! if i get them tomorrow, I’ll go with you. I’m tired of these stupid noodles.”
The Polish man look sin his lunch and says, “Crap!! Sausage again?! If i get Polish sausage again, I don’t even want to live anymore!”
So the next day, they all find the same lunches in their lunchboxes, and they jump off the bridge.
It was a terrible triple suicide, and all of the worker’s wives were at the funeral. The wives had overheard the co-workers talking about the reason they had jumped, and the American wife cried out, “Oh! if only I knew he didn’t like cheeseburgers! I would have given him something different and he would still be here!”
The Chinese man’s wife wailed, “Why didn’t he tell me he was tired of Noodles?!”
and the Polish man’s wife was rather quiet this whole time. Finally, with a confused look on her face, she spoke.
“Well, I didn’t know he didn’t like sausage,” she said, “he made his own lunch.”