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1. sun_doip on January 4, 2010 10:15 pm

   Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the other, “Jeez, I’d really like to dance with that girl.”
   The other man replies, “Well go ahead and ask her, don’t be a chicken.”
   So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, “Excuse me. Would you be so kind as to dance with me?”
   Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, “I’m sorry. Right now I’m concentrating on matrimony and I’d rather sit than dance.”
   So the man humbly returns to his friend.
   “So what did she say?” asks the friend.
   The drunk responded, “She said she’s constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants.”

2. bla bla on January 4, 2010 11:01 pm

   1. I bet my butcher 10 dollars that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he couldn’t because the ’steaks’ (stakes) were to high!
   2. A long time ago when I had a dog named Fido. I thought he was cross-eyed so I took him to the vet to see if he had to be put down. The vet picked up and began to examine him. Ten minutes later he told me ‘I’m going to have put him down’. ‘Why is he cross-eyed?’ I replied. The vet looked me straight in the eye and said ‘No, It’s just he’s heavy’ (Get it!)
   =P
   HIE

3. Deedge on January 4, 2010 11:34 pm

   That let´s me off the hook….OK just one….
   An artist went to the gallery that represented him. The owner said, “I have good news and bad news for you.”
   “What’s the good news?”
   “A man came in earlier today and asked me if your paintings would go up in price if you were dead. I told him that they would, so he bought all I had.”
   “What’s the bad news?”
   “He was your doctor.”

4. Bartoni on January 4, 2010 11:42 pm

   well, if you’re on a roll of blonde jokes, which happens easily, how about this one? why are there so many blonde jokes?…..because it gives the red-heads and brunettes something to do on friday nights!