I Think You’re The Father Of My Kids…….((joke… Lol!!!))?
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you Know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
19 Comments so far
lmao i get it…lol. that was unpredictable. good joke.
it’s an oldie but it’s still always funny.
that happened to me once….only it was my buddies mom….
oh, that is good. i was going to answer your question with “physically impossible”, since i am female.
Heard it before but it’s still funny.
did u get that off the internet?
LOL
lmao
keep it up =]
hahahahahaha dats a good one
Funny, but I think a teacher would say, “I think you’re the father of one of my students.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao Thanks For The Laugh
lmao! that’s a good one….
you sould post more of these!
ha ha good one!!!
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
kinky
that must have been embarrassing, But it was still funny!!!!!
OMG I did NOT see that coming!!!!! LOL omg that is the funniest joke i have heard today!!!!!!!! keep em’ coming!!!!
that’s a good one