I Think You’re The Father Of My Kids…….((joke… Lol!!!))?

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you Know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”

19 Comments so far

  1. chocolat on January 25, 2010 5:07 pm

    lmao i get it…lol. that was unpredictable. good joke.

  2. BUSHIDO on January 25, 2010 5:48 pm

    it’s an oldie but it’s still always funny.

  3. Dave B on January 25, 2010 6:30 pm

    that happened to me once….only it was my buddies mom….

  4. St?rmy Skye on January 25, 2010 7:05 pm

    oh, that is good. i was going to answer your question with “physically impossible”, since i am female.

  5. Mystery Person on January 25, 2010 7:12 pm

    Heard it before but it’s still funny.

  6. renne w on January 25, 2010 7:23 pm

    did u get that off the internet?

  7. she who is awesome on January 25, 2010 8:15 pm

    LOL

  8. MadNet on January 25, 2010 9:04 pm

    lmao
    keep it up =]

  9. daorigin on January 25, 2010 9:28 pm

    hahahahahaha dats a good one

  10. Elizabet on January 25, 2010 10:17 pm

    Funny, but I think a teacher would say, “I think you’re the father of one of my students.”

  11. Jodi C on January 25, 2010 11:15 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Matty on January 25, 2010 11:18 pm

    Lmao Thanks For The Laugh

  13. mandy on January 25, 2010 11:40 pm

    lmao! that’s a good one….
    you sould post more of these!

  14. ?JaMeS's MoMmY? on January 26, 2010 12:07 am

    ha ha good one!!!

  15. Pretty Girl on January 26, 2010 12:12 am

    OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  16. COlder THaN AlaSka on January 26, 2010 12:16 am

    kinky

  17. almost_a on January 26, 2010 1:06 am

    that must have been embarrassing, But it was still funny!!!!!

  18. Toto! on January 26, 2010 1:12 am

    OMG I did NOT see that coming!!!!! LOL omg that is the funniest joke i have heard today!!!!!!!! keep em’ coming!!!!

  19. MAGiiCST on January 26, 2010 1:49 am

    that’s a good one



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