Joke : Arent Kids Cute ?is This Worthy Of A Star ?
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A Sunday school teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible -
Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little
Rick was excited about the task, but he just couldn’t remember the Psalm.
After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the
day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped
up to the microphone and said proudly, ‘The Lord is my Shepherd, and
that’s all I need to know.’
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GOOD SAMARITAN: A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story
of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ‘If you saw a person lying
on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?’
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, ‘I think I’d throw
up.’
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ID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, ‘Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?’
‘No,’ replied Johnny. ‘How could he, with just two worms?’
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SAY A PRAYER: Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner
at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as
the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he
started eating right away ‘Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.’
said his mother.
‘I don’t have to,’ The boy replied. ‘Of course, you do,’ his
mother insisted. ‘We say a prayer before eating, at our house.’ ‘That’s our
house,’ Johnny explained. ‘But this is Grandma’s house, and she knows
how to cook!
6 Comments so far
Very cute. Thanks for the laughs. Love “How could he with just 2 worms?”
hilarious thanks for sharing
wahaha
i realy like 2 of em
GOOD SAMARITAN
and
SAY A PRAYER
i dont think the other 2 r that funny
Ha ha ha, some good ones there, well done…!
funny ones
!!!
good jokes, thanx for sharing them with us… Great of you….
Have a nice day!