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1. T!T@-- Ouch! Did any1 poke mi!? on October 29, 2009 4:51 pm

   who are the creatures on earth which behaves like a man but isnt one
   LOL
   random :O

2. Charlotte P. Chuckles on October 29, 2009 4:52 pm

   Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam,
   “What’s wrong with you?”
   Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
   God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
   He said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes.
   She will always agree with every decision you make.
   She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the night to take care of them.
   She will not nag, and will be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
   She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.”
   Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
   God said, “An arm and a leg.”
   Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
   The rest is history.

3. Saintly Sinner on October 29, 2009 5:43 pm

   During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer.
   “Look, I’ll give you £100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.” He passed the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.
   It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the vicar looks the young man in the eye and says:
   “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
   The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes.” The groom leaned toward the vicar and hissed, “I thought we had a deal.”
   The vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, “She made me a much better offer.”

4. ROBBIE B on October 29, 2009 5:47 pm

   Although you told a sweet story with your answer Charlot,
   something is wrong somewhere because you women are
   still costing us men “an arm and a leg” plus a bit more if
   you allow for inflation and your “rights”.
   Here`s an old one.
   Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a walrus.
   One`s got big teeth and a Moustache,
   and the other is a sea creature

5. dolly dun do on October 29, 2009 6:35 pm

   how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
   shes got a tampon behind her ear…
   lol i found that so funny
   if you don’t get it, it means she has put the pencil where the tampon should be (if you know what i mean)

6. here to answer on October 29, 2009 6:37 pm

   hey visit http://www.freewebs.com/tafreehzone
   you can find many interesting and funny jokes.

7. AstroHad on October 29, 2009 7:04 pm

   the joke challenge:
   my 2 jokes
   what is yellow and peach with bags all over?
   yellow hair and peach women looking sleepy
   who hate women?
   women.

8. wiggle4s on October 29, 2009 7:36 pm

   lol to the top joke lol