Me And My Friend Have Dirty Joke Competitions Could You Tell Me Some Short Dirty Jokes That Will Beat Her Ones?
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Me And My Friend Have Dirty Joke Competitions Could You Tell Me Some Short Dirty Jokes That Will Beat Her Ones As She Always Comes Up With Dirtier One Than Me Lol
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Little Johnny comes home from school and calls out to mom and dad. When there’s no answer, Little Johnny goes looking. Little Johnny hears strange noises coming from mom and dad’s room. He pushes the door open, only to find mom bent over the side of the bed, and dad giving it to her from behind. Little Johnny takes off down the hall.
Dad finishes up and tells mom, “Well, I’d better go find Little Johnny and explain things to him.”
Dad goes looking for Little Johnny, but he’s not in his room. He’s not in his tree house, and he’s not in the garage.
Dad finally goes down to grandma’s room, where he hears strange noises. Dad opens the door and finds grandma bent over the bed, with Little Johnny giving it to her from behind.
Dad calls out to Little Johnny, “Little Johnny, what are you doing?!”
Johnny replies, “Not so funny when it’s your mom, huh?”
A boy comes home from school and announces to his mother he had sex with his teacher. his mother sends him to his room and waits for her husband. she tells him his son had sex with his teacher and to do something about it. the father walks into his sons room and says he’s proud that his son was able to have sex with his teacher and says he’s gonna get him that bike he wanted and asks if he wants to go get it now. his son says ‘Not right now my butt still hurts”
two lesbian frogs where sitting on a log in the middle of a pond when one frog looks at the other one and says… “wow, we really do taste like chicken”
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
- because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A escimo is driving down the street when his car suddenly stops. A Scottish man pools over and offers to look underneath the hood. After a few minutes, he comes back shaking his head and say: “I’m sorry my friend, but it appears you have blown a seal.”
the escimo says: “so… at least I don’t F*CK sheep!”
lol. hope this helps.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can just wash her crack and resell it.
Whats Frosty The Snowmans Favorite Machine
Snowblower