Racist Asian Jokes Comebacks?
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My friend always makes racist Asian jokes about me. He always said open your eyes, when my eyes aren’t even that squinty (I’m half Asian). I don’t hang out with him much since he’s so racist. But if I ever come across him again and he makes a racist joke about me, what should I say to him (he’s white)?
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If he’s intelligent enough to comprehend, tell him something like this:
I’m able to see what I need to see;
what I see in you is revolting to me.
Did you inherit your offensive ignorance
or develop it through your wasted freedom of choice?
Peace.
We live in america. There are no good white racist jokes that are funny (unless your a hayseed). You have to be creative. Like when he say open your eyes… you say something like “sorry I like to screw your mom with my eyes closed because she so fug-ugly and can’t seem to open them back up. Ah well maybe thats an excuse for another go later”. If he says you have a small cock, say I disagree with your sister told you, she one of those big vagina ladies. Don’t try to refute the stereotype, try to manipulate into and insult against him! Also your friend might be ripping on your like guys normally do, and you must understand that white people feel that it is okay to insult your ethnicity right in front of your face as long as you are not black or latino. Its ****** up but just go with it.
Just find something about him that he doesnt like and exploit it. If he is a little fat, call him a fat sack of ****. If he has pimples, call him a pizza faced greaseball. If he is short, call him a midget. If he is perfect, call him a homosexual. Or, just punch him in the nose. He may like you and feel like he is laughing with you not at you, some guy friends do this just for fun. If this is the case and you guys have a legit friendship, you may just want to have a man to man with him and just say “hey man, I respect you and want to be your friend, but you cant be making fun of my heritage” if he doesnt understand that, he is a dumb animal and save yourself the trouble and do not be his friend.
tell him he smell like a wet dog and that he looks like poultry (chicken)…lol I do know they hate being called White trash even the upper class But you can e-mail and i’ll tell you more. I don’t want my account to get suspended..lmao
lol@beaner Arshia could probably help better with this type of question. She is worse than Britney.. Even I get offended sometimes..LO L
Call him a “Hairy Albino Homo” or ask him how many razors does he need to use to shave his @ss each morning or you can just sock him the face. Either one works.
ask “the beautiful arshia”
she is about as obsessed with white people as Scott is obsessed with black people
I know one lol..I think itll only work for other minorities tho…
• “So what if we can’t drive….at least we got car insurance..”
just ignore it.