Racy Asian Jokes? Tired Of It…?

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So my school is..well different. Its really about violence all the time and giving random people an ugly attitude. I get mad very easily b/c I know that racy jokes are NEVER a joke. Its racist and serious.
I get really angry if racist jokes are thrown at me more than at least 3 times.
1.) An African American came up to me as I was walking to the bathroom, minding my own business. She started talking like, what she thought was “White Girl Talk” She said to her friend, oh look at that small eyed chinese girl. I was really offended b/c I’m not chinese, I’m vietnamese and I don’t have small small eyes.
2.) So I left my books in class to go claim something from the lost and found. When I came back, this pakistani dude gets angry b/c my books are in his way and he starts calling me you stupid japanese person! This really got me offended and I told him to go f*ck himself since he is so desperate for it. It was really harsh but at least it stopped him from making those jokes again.
3.) So I was passing by in the hallway, and this rather large and tall dude started saying, “Hey Ling-ling. This is my friend Ling-ling everybody! He said it to everyone and I was embarassed. Ling-ling? You think that just because I’m asian, that my name is Ling-ling? That hurt me, so I kicked him in the nuts and said, “Thanks for introducing me and lay off the asian jokes f*g”
Again, really harsh and that dude must have been scarred for life now that I’ve done that. But I didn’t get in trouble because I wasn’t that violent.
Dont you think that these racy jokes get you pissed off, that it hurts you alot? I mean I was crying in the bathroom, for what he said.
How do I handle this? Definitely not violence!

11 Comments so far

  1. cold.azn on October 16, 2009 3:03 am

    from where I’m from, people get mad when you say either a black, white, or mexican joke, but they expect us to be cool with it when they tell an asian joke
    I think we need to be more assertive about this.

  2. SiLlY fArT on October 16, 2009 3:06 am

    ROFL:- zebra lover is sending you off to counseling already!
    erm…just try to shrug it off and realise that some people are frickin idiots. make yourself the best you can be and then laugh at those people when you’re living a good happy life

  3. Insane In The Dwayne on October 16, 2009 3:25 am

    Wow, racism, ethic prejudice, and homophobia (on your part) rolled into one. I suggest you be part of a peaceful solution, instead of contributing to the problem.

  4. T-Lee on October 16, 2009 3:38 am

    Welcome to the club , you just have to ignore it if not it will just get worst. If someone sees that this is a weakness of yours they will exploit it.So just act like it doesn’t bother you.

  5. Kevin Jordan on October 16, 2009 4:32 am

    They’re jokes don’t get worked up. I’m black but I let people tell jokes about black people all the time. By the way what do you mean “racy”?

  6. fksjdkfs on October 16, 2009 4:48 am

    wang wang wang wang

  7. imfknexp on October 16, 2009 5:22 am

    Everyone gets it.
    Grow a pair of steel balls.
    In middle school my oddball group of friends all got pinned with racist names. My best friend was vietnamese also and her name was Chicken Fried Rice, Someone called me Graham Cracker and it stuck (ugh), and my 1/2 mexican friend was frequently called ****-tacular.
    People are going to be rude and nasty, and you can hit them now since you’re in school, but what are you going to do when you’re 18?
    Tell them they aren’t funny or ignore them. As long as you get worked up about it, they will keep trying to hurt your feelings.

  8. Hai N on October 16, 2009 5:58 am

    their will always be racist people in this world. don’t let them fill your heart up with bitterness and make you a racist your self, but you should definitely stand up for your self. people are jealous of asians for many reasons. here are a few
    1. were the smartest and work the hardest
    2. were great lovers whether they want to admit it or not (we wrote the books on sex)
    3. we have the richest culture and the best foods
    4. we stay looking younger longer then any other race
    5. China has more money then the US
    6. were civilize and have respect
    7. when it comes down to fighting, we usually win even though we rarely start the fight. u have no idea how many peoples asses i whoop back in highschool. these hardcore thugs eventually snitched on me when they saw ten vietnamese guys pop out of a van and chased them down the street with machetes
    learn to deal with the haters, cuz they only hating that you got it made

  9. nothing on October 16, 2009 6:11 am

    I think you need to IGNORE this stupidity. If it makes you angry and you act out in anger you are basically giving them what they wanted. Be the bigger person and just say calmly hey that’s offensive to me please don’t talk that way about my race. If they are mature and worth anything they will see the error of their ways, however if they are opposite they aren’t worth a penny anyway so don’t worry about them. I think you should just have confidence and love for who you are and forget racist ignorance that some people display out of insecurity. Some people need to belittle others to feel better. Keep your head up.

  10. Ah! I have been enlightened! on October 16, 2009 6:31 am

    Why do you get mad when others mention you’re race when you are doing it to them. You don’t have to say that you’re offenders are black and Pakistani

  11. ???v???? on October 16, 2009 6:57 am

    omfg!! Bertha Bendover,
    you are SO SO SO
    rude!! why? I commented about
    you on another question and
    you extremely horrible
    behavior. Why are you like that?
    Now to answer the question, Counseling.
    It won’t make the problem go
    away but it will make you feel better
    and maybe the counselor can
    do something. I don’t mean like
    shrink but just a school counselor.



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