By: Shining Star

Shining Star — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:10:18 +0000

Not too funny to me, sorry.

By: Linda

Linda — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:42:22 +0000

“shudder” too many lawyers spoil the broth.

By: anjano1s

anjano1s — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:59:20 +0000

heres one or more
Q. If to lawyers jump of the empire state building who wins
A. society
Q.how do you know if a lawyer is well hung
A. You cant get a finger between the rope and his neck
(this was actually said in a court room)
l= laweyer d= doctor
l: now doctor you performed the autopsy on mr******
d:yes
l: and he was dead at the time
d:yes
l: you are positive
d: yes
l: how do you know he was dead
d: because his brain was in a jar on my desk but you never know he could have been practicing law some where
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
ok so you are traped on a desert island with a lawyer a tiger and a lion you have a gun with two bullets what do you shoot 1st
answer the lawyer
ok you have 1 bullet left what do you shot next
answer the lawyer just to be certain
what do you call 1 lawyer on the moon
a problem
what do you call 2 lawyers on the moon
a problem
what do you call 100 lawyer on the moon
a problem
what do you call 1000 lawyer on the moon
a problem
what do you call all the lawyers on the moon
PROBLEM SOLVED
why is it a shame when a nova with 4 lawyers in it goes over a cliff
you could fit another one in the back and posible 2 in the boot
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish
what is the diffrence between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead dog in the middle of the road?
there are skid marks in front of the dog

By: Wayne F

Wayne F — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:07:43 +0000

very good lawyers suck

By: Liz

Liz — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:53:57 +0000

I like lawyer jokes. lol

By: ANRICH A

ANRICH A — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:38:12 +0000

Good and a few funny ones .

By: moretoo

moretoo — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:30:59 +0000

it is to chuckle,,, lawer and snake ,,,nickere nicker

By: elvira

elvira — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:10:33 +0000

not funny

By: The Outlaw

The Outlaw — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:15:09 +0000

those are good.

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