Small Jokes To Driving Instructor?
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I am doing a “drive” with a driving instructor next week, he is always full of jokes and I thought I would like to throw some at him next time, what small jokes should I say? Thanks.
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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there.The assistant pharmacist says,”Oh that guy.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative.He seems to be doing ok now….. I guess.” The head pharmacist says,”Are you crazy?? You can’t sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!?” The assistant pharmacist says “Well why not?? Look at him over there! Its working! He’s too scared to cough now!!…..”
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
He replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.”
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and
have a conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I
come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You dirty-mouth pigs,” yelled the lady
.” In this country . . . we don’t speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives. . . ”
“Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta
sex?
I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”
What are the 2 sexiest farm animals
Brown chicken brown cow (say it like bowchickawahwah like on the tag or axe commercials)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Ewww, that’s gross.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.