17 Comments so far

1. Asmed on November 10, 2009 5:06 pm

   What’s the difference between a catholic priest and acne??
   Acne waits until you’re 13 to come on your face.
   Cute….

2. Chris on November 10, 2009 5:11 pm

   A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says “sorry we dont serve strings here.” So the string disappointedly leaves, but returns later and again orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and repeats that they do not serve strings there.
   So the string goes outside, ties himself into a knot and beats himself against a wall.
   He then goes back into the bar and orders a drink.
   The bartender looks at him and says”arent you the string who came in earlier?”, and the string says”no, I`m a frayed knot”

3. Nikki on November 10, 2009 5:58 pm

   1. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
   Hip-hop
   2. What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers.
   Cinder ellafint
   3. What color is a burp?
   Burple
   4. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet
   He was looking for Pooh
   5. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
   Rock – et

4. billy B on November 10, 2009 6:37 pm

   Why did the Golfer get new gloves?
   – He got a hole in 1
   Why didn’t the skeleton go to the movies?
   – He had no BODY to go with him
   What did the crop say to the Farmer?
   – your always picking on me
   I love laffy taffy jokes

5. Cjax on November 10, 2009 6:51 pm

   Okay so Martha Stewart is in line at a hardware store. In her cart she has three pieces of plywood, a screwdriver, and some zip-ties. The cashier starts ringing her up and says-oh wait….did you say a kids joke? Nevermind

6. Evil!!! on November 10, 2009 7:25 pm

   everyone else already said all the ones i knew….
   i think the one about throwing the clock out the window is the funniest…i actually laughed…..he he

7. Dre on November 10, 2009 8:10 pm

   Why did the woman have wax in her belly button?
   Her husband loves eating by candlelight.

8. chocolat on November 10, 2009 8:33 pm

   knock-knock
   whos there?
   ach
   ach-who (achoo)?
   bless you!

9. Gaze Rock Isn't Dead *Aoi* & on November 10, 2009 8:47 pm

   what happens if u give a mouse a cookie?
   he tells the roaches

10. SoccerRo on November 10, 2009 9:21 pm

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    He didn’t have the guts.

11. Björn on November 10, 2009 9:44 pm

    What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?
    Chocolate mousse!

12. Tree hugger on November 10, 2009 9:56 pm

    Why is 6 scared of 7?
    Because 7 ate(8) 9

13. Amy on November 10, 2009 10:27 pm

    what did the three legged dog say when he walked into the western town?
    “Im lookin for the man who shot my paw!”

14. mama & wife on November 10, 2009 11:06 pm

    what kind of sandwich does a shark eat?
    peanut butter and jellyfish

15. Garet G on November 11, 2009 12:00 am

    yo mama?

16. llovell on November 11, 2009 12:16 am

    what do you call cheese thats not yours? nacho(NOT-CHO) cheese

17. SWAGGALI on November 11, 2009 12:37 am

    how does time fly? throw a clock out the window!!!
    hehe XD