4 Comments so far

1. Brainz on November 20, 2009 2:10 am

   A small child walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, this child made the daily trek to the elementary school.
   As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.
   The mother was worried that her child would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might harm her child.
   Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child’s school. Soon she saw her small child walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up at the sky and smile.
   One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called and asked, “What are you doing!”
   Her child answered,
   ” I’m smiling for God, He keeps taking pictures of me!!!.”

2. booger butt on November 20, 2009 3:04 am

   a blonde walks into a bar…she sees this hunk of a guy on a stool…she decides to sit next to him…she says hi…the guy says hi..she looked at him and asked…”havent i been here before””’
   a woman in a weight watchers had lost allot of weight over a short period of time…the instructer asked how she did it..the lady said easy…”i take my teeth out right after supper”…

3. jay_d on November 20, 2009 3:55 am

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4. Dan on November 20, 2009 4:45 am

   OMG. Go to clearaction.co.nr they have good ones!!