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1. A Knight In Shining Armour on December 24, 2009 4:51 am

   Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project – Steve, Bruce and Kevin.
   Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
   As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
   Kevin says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
   Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
   Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Kev?”
   “Steve’s wife gave it to me,”
   Bruce replies. “That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?”
   “Well not exactly,” Kevin said. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.
   She said, ‘No, I’m not a widow.’
   And I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Fosters you are’.”

2. MC#12 on December 24, 2009 5:25 am

   1 day 3 sisters got married at the same wedding to save $ and that nightthe girls were in there room with there husbands
   the mom was walking in the hallway and she passes the 1st girls room she hears screeming
   then she walks passed the 2nd girls room and hears laughing
   then she walked passed the 3rd girls room and hears nothing
   so the next morning she asks the 1st girl why did i hear screaming the first girl says but when u said something hurts scream
   then she asks the 2nd girl why did i hear laughing last nite and the daughter answers but when you said something tickles laugh
   so then the mom asks the 3rd girl why didnt i hear anything in your room last nite and the girl answers but mom wen u said not 2 talk wen my mouth was full!

3. F on December 24, 2009 5:40 am

   Here’s one:
   An old man lived by himself in apartment complex. One day, his neighbor comes up to ask him, “Sir, why don’t you settle down with a wife?” The old man answered her,”I have no need for a wife.” The lady then said, “but life is much better when you have someone to have fun with.” “I don’t need a wife. I have two sisters to take care of my needs” replied the old man. “Surely your sisters can’t please you the way a wife would.” said the lady. The old man then said, “I said I have two sisters, but I never said they were MY sisters.”

4. Manoj F on December 24, 2009 5:47 am

   In a small countryside a tiger from the forest comes and kill the cattle in the farm. Its like being months, and the people really coudnt trap or kill the tiger. They gave an ad in the newspaper “Experienced Man wanted to Kill a tiger. $25,000 offer”
   A blonde read this and came to the country side village. and told the people to arrange a costume for her that looks like a full grown cow. Her plan was to wear it and stay inside with her gun, so that when the tiger comes to attack the cow, she can kill the tiger. And she warned no one should come out at night even if they hear anything … and she assure the next morning the people will see the tiger dead.
   The next morning the people went to the place where the blonde was waiting for the tiger.. They found no tiger , instead they found the cow lying down exhausted… heavily breathing for life…
   they asked.. hey you blonde did u got the tiger???
   no rply
   they asked again did u killed the tiger….
   she replied.. somehow..
   Who the fu*** ***** let the bull out last night..