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1. tazo157 on October 26, 2009 11:54 am

   This Asian co-worker goes into the elevator and this white guy turns to him and says, “T.G.I.F.” The Asian guy smiled and says, “S. H. I. T.” and then got off the elevator.
   The next week, the Asian guy goes into the elevator, and the white guy again says to him, “Hey man. T.G.I.F.” Once again the Asian guy just smiles and says, “S.H.I.T.” The Asian guy leaves the elevator at his desired stop.
   Another week passes. The Asian guy goes into the elevator and sees the same white guy. The white guy asks him, “Don’t you speak English? Do you know that T.G.I.F means? It’s Thank God It’s Friday?”
   The Asian man is at his stop again and before he leaves the elevator he says, “S. H. I. T. – Sorry H.on.k.y. It’s Thursday!” LOL

2. b.absent on October 26, 2009 12:28 pm

   Hey,…is it true, that if you spin an asian in circles,
   …..they become dis-ORIENTED ?
   Someone told me that many places in China have no phone books.
   …..cause there’s so many Wings and Wongs, everybody would be Wing’n the Wong number.

3. Mimi <3 on October 26, 2009 12:56 pm

   hmm… alright theres da old yo mama joke…
   yo mamas so fat she has more chins than da chinese phone book
   and….
   wat happened to an asian guy when he ran into the wall with a bone*?!…
   he broke his nose,
   haha, well i better stop there cuz i’m asian :]

4. Crash on October 26, 2009 1:18 pm

   All the people I know say Asians can’t drive. ehhh… I’m not discrimating because I’m asian…

5. Aussie Choc Chip Muffin :) on October 26, 2009 2:17 pm

   i dont have any jokes but when i went to sydney where alot of asians go in australia i seen this couple take pics of sea gulls weird much

6. Yeah boy on October 26, 2009 2:21 pm

   I don’t know any but I sat next to this skin head in High School and he once told me while he was gutting a fish in Marine Biology that “Asians have no souls”