12 Comments so far

1. Danii!! on December 19, 2009 8:11 am

   no offence to Britney spears fans,
   Britney and her 2 friends went to heaven and god took them to 100 doors,each door has a joke and who ever laughs goes to hell. door 12,one of Britney’s friends laughs.door 64,the other friend laughs. at door 99, Britney laughs. god asks: “why did u laugh? u were so close!!” then Britney said “i just figured out the first joke.”

2. Erik on December 19, 2009 8:45 am

   How do you confuse a blonde
   put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner
   Four signs a blonde has been using your computer
   -White out on the screen
   -Writing on the white out
   -Stamps on the screen
   -Cheese by the mouse
   What do you call a blonde with one arm and one leg
   Ilene
   How do you drown a blonde
   scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool
   Blond goes to the doc saying it hurts every where I touch
   Doc says your finger is broken
   Two blondes are out in the woods and come upon a ragging river but the blondes are on opposite sides of the river
   the first blonde calls out to the second
   How do you get to the other side?
   the second blonde replies you are on the other side
   How does a blonde confuse you
   come out feeling relived
   Ilean is stuck in a tree how do you help her out
   Wave

3. Stephanie M With A Child's ? on December 19, 2009 9:16 am

   A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
   She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. “Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”
   The blonde turns around and says, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!”

4. ?rawr? on December 19, 2009 9:37 am

   ok one day a blonde’s boyfriend broke up with her. she was very in love with him and thought that if she cant have him, nobody else can. so the next day she took a gun and went over to her boyfriends house, she was going to kill herself and her boyfriend. the blonde took the gun out and pressed it against her head. her boyfriend said “no, dont do it!” and the blonde said, “shut up ur next!”
   idk its not very good.

5. sheonaDE on December 19, 2009 10:09 am

   Did you hear about the blonde who tried to drown a fish?
   Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
   Finally the first blonde says “Darn, I can’t get in the car!” The other blond replies, “keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down”.
   Did you hear about the blonde who tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order?
   What do you call 20 blondes lined up ear to ear?
   A wind tunnel.
   How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
   Write “Please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
   ——-
   Just search for them in google, they are everywhere :L

6. CeCiLiA( on December 19, 2009 10:51 am

   A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each times I get a different answer.”

7. lemonpen on December 19, 2009 11:37 am

   how do you kill a blonde:
   1) give her spiked shoulder-pads and ask her a hard question
   2) put some Oreos next to a can of white paint
   3) Throw a scratch-n-sniff sticker in the bottom of a filled pool

8. shinoda8 on December 19, 2009 11:46 am

   Why do blondes wear hoop earings???
   Ankle rests.
   Why do blondes wear green underwear??
   Green means go
   What does three prostitutes and a blonde have in common?
   HO HO HO and to all a good night
   BLEH

9. SourGrap on December 19, 2009 11:59 am

   ok so a blonde locked herself in the bathroom on accident… she was so stupid she almost peed her pants.

10. haha you dont know my name on December 19, 2009 12:43 pm

    a little girl who was blond saw her mom pouring a bowl of cheerios she said ”look mommy, doughnut seeds!”

11. Produh G on December 19, 2009 1:35 pm

    y did the blonde nurse bring a magic marker to the hospital?
    SO SHE COULD DRAW BLOOD

12. ? American Diva ? on December 19, 2009 2:06 pm

    u racist aginst blondz?