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1. babyboom on September 5, 2009 12:02 pm

   Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
   Stu said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
   Leroy replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’
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   Man donates blood to save his girlfriends life. Later they break up and he asks for the blood back. She throws a tampon at him and says I’ ll pay you monthly”
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   What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?
   “Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!”
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   Judge Judy to prostitute: ‘So when did you realize you were raped?’
   Prostitute, wiping away tears: ‘When the check bounced.’

2. heather1 on September 5, 2009 12:05 pm

   why did the woman put lipstick on her forehead?
   she wanted to make up her mind