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1. jokes!!! on November 6, 2009 2:06 pm

   Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Allied!
   Allied who?
   Allied, so sue me!
   Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Aardvark!
   Aardvark who?
   Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
   Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Atch!
   Atch who?
   I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
   Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Athena!
   Athena who?
   Athena flying saucer!
   Knock Knock
   Who’s there?
   Althea!
   Althea who?
   Althea later, alligator!

2. Megan on November 6, 2009 2:59 pm

   What kind of very funny knock knock jokes are you looking for? I really don’t know, but I’ll post a few…
   Knock Knock!
   Who’s there?
   Spank
   Spank who?
   Spank you!
   Knock Knock!
   Who’s there?
   Goat.
   Goat who?
   Goat to the door and find out!
   Knock Knock!
   Who’s there?
   Ida.
   Ida who?
   Ida her face, She’s too ugly!
   Knock Knock!
   Who’s there?
   Idaho.
   Idaho who?
   You’re the hoe!
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce try again tomorrow.
   I really hope this helps!

3. MICHAEL P on November 6, 2009 3:23 pm

   Knock Knock …
   Who’s there?
   Nicholas …
   Nicholas who?
   Nicholas girls shouldn’t climb trees …

4. Mikuru-c on November 6, 2009 3:44 pm

   Knock knock?
   Who’s there?
   Interupting cow
   interup..
   (2nd person moooooo!)

5. ~iHeart~ on November 6, 2009 4:10 pm

   -Knock Knock
   -(shot fired)-

6. Jonathan C on November 6, 2009 4:26 pm

   Knock knock
   Who’s there?
   Ach
   Ach who?
   …guzundheit.

7. adio on November 6, 2009 4:47 pm

   ha there is a ton of knock knock jokes out there. try going to websites or look at your comments. peace