What Are Your Funniest Knock Knock Jokes?

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here’s mine.
Q- Knock knoc
A-Who’s there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who (say it out loud)

15 Comments so far

  1. Chef.420 on October 26, 2009 7:19 pm

    Q- Knock knock
    A- Who`s there?
    Q- Dwayne
    A- Dwayne who?
    DWAYNE DUH BAFFTUB I`M DWOWNING!
    This ones good too.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMY…

  2. RAVinMN on October 26, 2009 8:09 pm

    Q – Knock Knock
    A – Who’s there?
    Q – Impatient Cow
    A – Impatien…..(interupt as they answer with a loud MOOOO!!!!!!!)

  3. Aoi~†~So on October 26, 2009 8:49 pm

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    You know
    You know who?
    AVADA KEDAVRA
    (for those who read harry potter)
    Also this one is great!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0…

  4. Wooooooo on October 26, 2009 9:01 pm

    Q- Knock knock
    A- Who’s there?
    Q- Interrupting cow
    A- Interrupting co…
    Q- MOO!!!!

  5. lalalove on October 26, 2009 9:19 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange Who?
    Orange You Glad I didn’t say banana???
    ahahahahahahROFLMFAO
    :)
    XOXO

  6. Cody on October 26, 2009 9:20 pm

    lmfao ahahahahahaha i luv that one i’m crying becuase i’m laughing so hard
    knock knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    oh quit your whining it was only a joke

  7. Sam K on October 26, 2009 9:48 pm

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Nobody
    Nobody who?
    …………………
    OR
    Knock knock
    Come in
    ………………….

  8. Amélie on October 26, 2009 10:01 pm

    Here’s one for you :-)
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you!

  9. scrubbag on October 26, 2009 10:50 pm

    knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Kee Kee
    Kee Kee who?
    Kee kee riste it’s cold out here

  10. broadway on October 26, 2009 11:41 pm

    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    banana
    banana who
    Crap i just messed up that joke!

  11. Jman F on October 27, 2009 12:19 am

    Knock knock
    Q:Who’s there
    A:Well how am I suppose to know who “There” is!!!??

  12. Briwhana on October 27, 2009 12:25 am

    Q-Knock Knock
    A-who’s there?
    Q-ach
    A-ach who
    bless u did u sneeze!

  13. Barney. on October 27, 2009 12:43 am

    knock knock
    whos there?
    joe
    joe who?
    joe momma! XD

  14. IHeartVe on October 27, 2009 1:07 am

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    hoo
    hoo who?
    what, are you an owl or something?
    lol=)

  15. Jennifer A on October 27, 2009 1:47 am

    haha! thats a funny one.
    hmm
    let me think
    yeah..i dont know



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