What Do You Call A Busload Of Lawyers With An Empty Seat? A Crying Shame! Know Any Lawyer Jokes?
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Say you had , Hitler and Bin Laden, and a Lawywr in a room and you had a gun with only two bullets. What would you do?
Answer: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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what is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The wingtip shoes?
What does this have to do with law and ethics? You need to post this in the proper category.
What’s the difference between a lawyer lying in the road and
a snake lying in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Wrong category, but I couldn’t resist posting for 2 pts. (smile)
Lawyer, Rabbi and Hindu have their car break down.
They go to a farmhouse to spend the night.
Farmer says “I’ve only got room for two in the house, someone has to stay in the barn.”
Rabbi says”No problem” and goes out to the barn.
5 minutes later he’s back.
“There’s a pig in the barn. I can’t stay there.;”
Hindu says “I’ll go”
5 minutes later he’s back.
“There’s a cow in the barn, I can’t stay there.”
Lawyer says “Dang it , I need sleep. I don’t care WHAT’S there, I’m going!”
5 minutes later there’s a knock on the door.
It’s the pig and the cow.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: Did you hear about the lawyer that was injured in an accident?
A: The ambulance stopped suddenly.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3 – One to turn the bulb, one the shake him off the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
…Ok – so they are not original – but are all I got.
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