What’s Your Favourite Kids Joke?
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My kids are cracking themselves up right now. They just gave me this one: Why is a whale large and grey? Because if they were small and pink, they’d be shrimp! (I know, I can hear the groans all around).
What’s your favourite?
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What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing…they just waved.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it!
my son loves this one from the doodlebops……
knock knock
who’s there?
little old lady.
little old lady who?
i didnt know you can yodel!! little old lady who (in yodel)
how many dyslexics does it take to light a bulb change?
well i am not a parent but my little sister loved this one when she was younger (i tought it to her)
what can you see,but is weightless and if you put it in a basket the basket will be lighter?
the answer is a hole
(she liked it because no one could guess it)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9! (seven ate nine) hahahaha
My son comes home with several jokes every day, since he reads a joke book at school. This one was actually funny:
What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prarie and the other prowls on the hairy!
My 3 yr. old tells this one with perfect comedic timing:
Knock Knock
Who’s there
An interrupting pirate.
An interrupting Pirate wh…
ARRRRRRRG!
(in case this is lost in writing, you have to interrupt the other person).
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (two thirty)